OK, so you enjoyed the first joke so much, I’ve included another I made up for some earlier presentations:
So Albert Einstein goes to a party. The host is keen to show off the world-famous physicist to his friends so he escorts Einstein around, introducing him.
The first guest asks Einstein, “So what is it you do Albert?”
Einstein replies, “I seek to understand time.”
“Wow,” says the guest, “We’re in the same business. I sell watches.”
The host introduces him to the second guest who asks, “So Albert, what is it you do?”
Einstein, trying to impress, replies, “I seek to understand how all the planets and stars in heaven move about the universe.”
“Wow,” says the second guest, “We’re in the same line of work. I build telescopes.”
A third guest asks Einstein, “What is it you do?’
To which Einstein replies, “I have discovered that light, magnetism, and electricity are all the same force.”
“Wow,” says the third guest, “We’re in the same business. I repair TVs!”
The host takes a now depressed and exasperated Einstein to meet a fourth guest.
“What is it you do Albert?” asks the fourth guest.
Now completely deflated Einstein says, “Nothing. I don’t sell anything. I don’t build anything. I can’t even repair anything. I’m useless.”
“Wow,” says the fourth guest, “I’m a tenured professor too!”